Nov 12, 2012 3:45pm
Zak the dorm supervisor did a surprise inspection on my dorm room and this chab discovered six empty beer cans. He claimed that this chab found alcohol in my section of the room, and that it was mine. I share space with three other chaps that I room with, so any one of 'em could have been stashing it. The school guidelines state that u must go take an alcohol test if the dorm supervisor requests one. Zak walked me right down to the school's clinic for one. The Doc came into the room and introduced himself as Dr. Phingerphuk. I laughed at his name coz it was very odd sounding. He asked what was going on and Zak explained to him that that guy thought I had a bunch of beer in my system. Phingerphuk told that he had to perform the test to follow procedures, however this guy would make it as easy as possible. The 1st thing that this chab told this guy had to do was a short physical, with a urine and jizz sample. I questioned that and that guy said it was smth recent that the school was trying out. Taking off my shirt, the Doc listened to my heart and lungs in a pair different spots. I was just voided urine that Zak was making me go through all of this.