Apr 15, 2012 5:45pm
I was awaiting for the doctor to come in after Nurse AJ finished his part of the exam with me. Sitting there in nature's garb on the exam table, Dr. Phingerphuck came in and introduced himself. He told that I was randomly selected to participate in a prostate study. The Doc pointed out several different instruments on the table that this guy would use at the same time my ramrod would be massaged. Afterward this chab would collect a sample for the lab, and I would be ok to leave. The 1st thing Phingerphuck wanted to do was listen to my heart and lungs, and this chab could tell that I smoked. Putting on his gloves he got ready to start the exam, and I just watched everything that this chab did. Picking up the smallest tool, that guy said that we would start out slow. Adjusting my body on the table, I finally got in a comfortable position with my feet in those stirrups. Reminding me to breathe, the doc placed the tool against my aperture and started to cram in. Pushing in at a steady pace, it appeared to be like the Doc was able to get it all the way in my wazoo and it didnt feel that bad.