Jun 11, 2012 9:45pm
Zak the dorm supervisor did a surprise inspection on my dorm room and this guy found six empty beer cans. He claimed that this guy found alcohol in my section of the room, and that it was mine. I share space with three other boys that I room with, so any one of 'em could have been stashing it. The school guidelines state that you have to go take an alcohol test if the dorm supervisor requests one. Zak walked me right down to the school's clinic for one. The Doc came into the room and introduced himself as Dr. Phingerphuk. I laughed at his name coz it was very odd sounding. He asked what was going on and Zak explained to him that that guy thought I had a bunch of beer in my system. Phingerphuk told that this chab had to perform the test to pursue procedures, however this guy would make it as simple as possible. The 1st thing that he told he had to do was a short physical, with a urine and cream sample. I questioned that and that guy said it was smth new that the school was trying out. Taking off my shirt, the Doc listened to my heart and lungs in a couple different spots. I was just voided urine that Zak was making me go throughout all of this.
