Jun 17, 2012 12:45pm
Zak the dorm supervisor did a surprise inspection on my dorm room and he discovered six empty beer cans. He claimed that this guy discovered alcohol in my section of the room, and that it was mine. I share space with 3 other boyz that I room with, so any one of them could have been stashing it. The school guidelines state that you have to go take an alcohol test if the dorm supervisor requests one. Zak walked me right down to the school's clinic for one. The Doc came into the room and introduced himself as Dr. Phingerphuk. I laughed at his name because it was very odd sounding. He asked what was going on and Zak explained to him that that guy thought I had a bunch of beer in my system. Phingerphuk told that that guy had to perform the test to pursue procedures, however this guy would make it as effortless as possible. The first thing that that guy told this chab had to do was a short physical, with a urine and ball batter sample. I questioned that and this guy told it was smth new that the school was trying out. Taking off my shirt, the Doc listened to my heart and lungs in a pair different spots. I was just voided urine that Zak was making me go throughout all of this.
